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PARLAY THAT SHIT – NFL WEEK 1 MODEL REPORT (2025)
Lock of the Week
Giants +8.7 (Model) vs Commanders -7.5 (DraftKings)
  • Edge: +16.2 points vs DK line
  • Confidence: 99.65%
  • Why: Model projects Giants offense to heavily outperform market expectations, exploiting Washington’s defensive yards-per-game allowance while keeping scoring low. Historical matchup data supports an upset or at least a cover.
Best Parlays
Craft your winning strategy with our top parlay picks, based on highest confidence against DraftKings lines:
3-Leg Parlay
  1. Giants +8.7 edge
  1. Titans +6.4 edge
  1. Cowboys +5.9 edge
5-Leg Parlay
  • Panthers +5.6 edge
  • Raiders +4.9 edge
7-Leg Parlay
  • Ravens +4.4 edge
  • Bengals +4.1 edge
Model vs DK & ESPN – Top Edges
Here's a detailed comparison of our model's projections against DraftKings and ESPN spreads, highlighting the biggest value opportunities:
(Confidence % calculated using normal distribution model with σ = 6 ATS margin)
Straight-Up Winners (Moneyline Lean)
Our model's picks for straight-up victories this week:
  • Cowboys over Eagles
  • Chiefs over Chargers
  • Raiders over Patriots
  • Steelers over Jets
  • Dolphins over Colts
  • Cardinals over Saints
  • Giants over Commanders
  • Buccaneers over Falcons
  • Panthers over Jaguars
  • Bengals over Browns
  • Titans over Broncos
  • 49ers over Seahawks
  • Lions over Packers
  • Texans over Rams
  • Ravens over Bills
  • Vikings over Bears

Disclaimer: We are not a sportsbook. This is for entertainment purposes only. Past performance does not guarantee future results.